Oh fun is on my horizon! A dancing hippo is in my room! Life as I know it is over, because fun is heading my way! In other words, I'm getting my teeth pulled.............
That's right my teeth, every last one of them!
HAHAHA Just kidding, it's only my wisdom teeth. I'm going in tomorrow at 8:30 in the morning. Where I will be put under by the nice men with covered faces. I shell be at the mercy of strange covered faces for about an hour at which time they CLAM I'll wake up from the “man made” sleep; bleeding and in pain from what they CLAM is only tooth removal. But I know better....... It's not my teeth they're after, OH NO, it's my brain they want! Because it's not until afterwards do I realize that the "Oh so friendly dentist, who only wants to be my friend" is really AN EVIL MAD SCIENTIST PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ONE BRAIN AT A TIME!!!
So remember me my friends, remember all the good times we’ve had, remember enough for the both of us, because I won’t…….
(Now, don’t ever say I never wrote a blog about crazy mad scientists posing as dentists.)
4 comments:
Those doctors sure do make some outrageous clams.
You almost had me. I was like, "what? She's getting all her teeth pulled? What happpend?" And then I was like, "oh, she's just dramatizing." Have fun!
lol. Hopefully you are reading this because your brain is still in. Hopefully you still have enough teeth that you can talk. :-) Hopefully you are not in too much pain. Or feel like you just had a botox injection into your face because of the numbing stuff.
My friend has a punk rocker as a dentist. My cousin has a mad scientists as a dentist. Seriously, what's this world coming to?
Hope all went well with your teeth. Did the dentist give you the teeth for the tooth fairy? You should get big bucks for those wisdom teeth. You need your grandma to console you in your need.
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